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Миша.Мчедлишвили | Частная территория

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Полезная штука. Проверено.


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Usage:

echo leading_zeros(’654321′, 10);

Result:

0000654321

Notes: You must use either single or double quotes in the first argument of the function call. Failure to do so will result in an undesirable number format. If your output is displayed in an exponential format, you probably left out your quotes. Additionally, any variable used in the first argument must contain a string and not a number.

For example,

$value = 1234567890987654321;

Doesn’t work but,

$value = ‘1234567890987654321′;

Does work!

  1.  
  2. function leading_zeros($value, $places) {
  3.  
  4. if (is_numeric($value))
  5.  {
  6.  for ($x = 1; $x <= $places; $x++)
  7.   {
  8.   $ceiling = pow(10, $x);
  9.   if ($value < $ceiling)
  10.    {
  11.    $zeros = $places - $x;
  12.    for ($y = 1; $y <= $zeros; $y++) $leading .= "0";
  13.    $x = $places + 1;
  14.    }
  15.   }
  16.  $output = $leading.$value;
  17.  } else $output = $value;
  18. return $output;
  19. }

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SELECT SUBSTRING_INDEX(email, '@', -1) AS Domain, count(*) AS Total
FROM `emails_table`
GROUP BY Domain
ORDER BY Total DESC
LIMIT 40


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А дельфийский Оракул на дельфе писал или на оракле?


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xxx: 22:08:37 31/12/2010: Никогда, слышишь, никогда не обновляй сервера 31 декабря!


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/*
* Сергей, ты урод!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Тот факт, что я от души поржал не отменяет того, что тебе гореть в аду
* за то что я по твоей милости на работе пол-одиннадцатого 30 декабря.
* */
//foreach ( var consType in consultationTypes )
//{
// throw new ServerErrorException( null );
//}

Откаты


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Московские чиновники сильно удивились, узнав что 6 млрд евро выделенные на постройку железной дороги в Италии были полностью потрачены на строительство.


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Продолжение »


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С утра принесли на ремонт лазерный принтер, из которого болтается гитарная струна… Теперь размышляем что с принтером лучше делать - доставать струну или добавить струн и сделать из него гусли.

Вечный огонь


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Жгут. Заголовок одного из наших СМИ:

Вечный огонь завтра вновь загорится на могиле Неизвестного солдата

Вы просто внимательно вдумайтесь в смысл :)